About two weeks ago I found some pieces of broken turtle shell. I decided to bring them home and wash those guys off. Adopting a Native American attitude, (as opposed to my Naive American attitude), I decided that I should not let these jewels of nature go to waste. I already occasionally sit Indian-style, so what the heck- Why not integrate some of their other cultural practices into my repertoire? I went to college. I should be well-rounded, right?